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Yzma's New Groove

Yzma: To the secret lab!
Kronk pulls a lever and the movie title falls on Yzma.
Yzma: Wrong lever!
Then Kronk pulls the other lever and they go through the secret lab roller coaster. Then they land and give each other a high five.
Yzma: My plan for Kuzco is to give him a beetle potion, get a meerkat and a hyena, and then have them eat Kuzco. It's brillant, brillant, brillant!
Kronk: Right.
Yzma: Kronk, get the beetle potion.
Kronk: Right.
Yzma: Come on. I don't got all day.
Kronk grabs potion.
Meanwhile, Kuzco is trying to ask Malina on a date.
Kuzco: Malina, will you go out with me?
Malina: No, Kuzco.
Kuzco: Why Not? I am an Emperor.
Malina: Actually, you're not until you graduate.
Kuzco: Close enough.
Malina: I don't want to go out with someone that only cares about themself.
Kuzco: I don't just care about myself.
Malina: Then why do you have a "It's All About Me!" button on your poncho.
Kuzco: Oh. How did that get there?
Malina: Anyways, I got to go now.
Kuzco: Wait up.
Malina: No, Kuzco. By myself.
Malina walks away. Kronk then comes to Kuzco.
Kronk: Try this Kuzco.
Kronk holds up what appears to be a pie.
Kuzco: Oh no, you can't fool me this time. I am not going to fall for another one of Yzma's evil plans.
Kronk: This is not another one of Yzma's evil plans.
Kuzco: You eat it then.
Then Kuzco walks away.
Kronk then runs back to Yzma.
Kronk: Kuzco didn't fall for the potion pie.
Yzma: He always falls for my evil plans though.
Kronk: If it makes you feel any better, I could make you some spinach puffs.
Yzma: We had spinach puffs yesterday, and the day before that.
Kronk: And the day before that.
Yzma: Okay Kronk.
Kronk: I'll just make omlettes.
Yzma: New recipe?
Kronk: Yeah.
Yzma: Oh, Kronk give Kuzco this drink. Oh, and tell him it will turn him into an emperor.
Kronk: Then you couldn't become emperoress though.
Yzma: Just give it too him.
Kronk: Sure if you say so. Oh, my omlettes are done!
After, Kronk and Yzma ate the omlettes Kronk headed for Pacha's hut.
Chi Cha: Hello Kronk. What brings you here?
Kronk: Oh, nothing. I just though I'd give Kuzco this drink.
Kuzco: I'm not going to drink it so I'll turn into a stinky llama and Yzma will become emperoress.
Kronk: Actually, this drink is supposed to turn you into an emperor.
Kuzco: Then hand over that drink.
Kronk hands the drink to Kuzco. Kuzco drinks it.
Kuzco turns into a beetle.
Kuzco: This stinks.
Pacha: Why did you do this, Kronk?
Kronk: Yzma told me too.
Then Kronk runs out.
Chi Cha: I hate when he does that.
Pacha: Why is he always listening to Yzma?
Chi Cha: You got me.
Kuzco: I'm a stinky beetle! Someone help!
Yzma runs in with a wooden crate and sticks Kuzco in it. Then runs back out the door.
Chi Cha: That was awkward.
Yzma and Kronk run to the jungle, let Kuzco out of the box, and then run away.
Timon: Look Pumbaa, there's a beetle.
Pumbaa: Let's eat him before he runs away.
Kuzco runs as fast as he can through the jungle. Then stops when he sees a familiar creature.
Kuzco: You've got to help me!
Bucky kept squeaking like he always does.
Kuzco: He's no help. I must keep running.
Kuzco runs more, but the meerkat and hyena got closer to him. Then they grabbed him. He squirmed to get out, but he couldn't.
Kuzco: Don't hurt me!
Timon: What's that sound?
Pumbaa: I think it's that beetle Timon.
Timon: What? A talking beetle. You can't be serious.
Kuzco: I'm an emperor!
Pumbaa: Let the poor little guy go, Timon. He isn't hurting anybody.
Timon: Okay, but I get dibs on the next bug we find.
Kuzco runs through the forest and finally makes it back home.
Kuzco: Did anyone miss me?
Chi Cha: No, not really.
Kuzco: How long was I gone?
Chi Cha: 15 minutes.
Kuzco: Weren't you worried about me?
Chi Cha: No, not really.
Kuzco walks to Malina's house.
Malina: Why are you a beetle?
Kuzco: Yzma.
Malina: Oh. Well anyways, I was wondering if you wanted to go with me to the school dance this Friday.
Kuzco: Me? Really? Yay!
Malina: Well, until you turned into a beetle.
Kuzco: Why?
Malina: Do you realize how awkward it would look for me to be dancing with a tiny beetle in front of other people?
Kuzco: I see your point.
Kuzco rides down Yzma's secret lab coaster.
Yzma: What are you doing here?
Kuzco: I came here to demand to get the human potion.
Yzma: I will give you the human potion. Once you let me become emperoress!
Kuzco: No can do Yzma.
Yzma: Fine then. Be a beetle forever. See if I care.
Kuzco: This is not fair. Not fair! Not fair!
Kronk throws a vile at Kuzco (which holds the human potion).
Kuzco pops the cork off and drinks it.
Kuzco: Thanks buddy!
Kronk: Don't mention it.
Yzma: How could you let this happen Kronk?
Kronk: I felt bad about the whole thing.
Yzma: This plan was supposed to work for sure!
Kuzco: Well it didn't!
Kronk: I need to go see Principal Amzy now.
Yzma: When will he ever learn?
Kuzco: Doesn't he know by now that Principal Amzy is you in disquise?
Yzma: That's no true.
Yzma lies about it to keep it a secret from him, but he knows anyways.

*Friday Night*
Kuzco and Malina are dancing together.
Kuzco: I'm so glad I'm not a beetle anymore.
Malina: Me too.
Kuzco and Malina kiss.
Then they continue dancing.

THE END